Nooo, don't say that! They are AWESOME! S'like being barefoot, but if you had bionic feet! I maintain that it is the best idea ever. But I have such a hard time finding shoes that fit that I have perhaps an unnatural fondness for barefootedness.

Also, I just had the weirdest sense of deja vu. I hate that. Is Monday over yet? I want it to be over now.