how organizations attempt to remake themselves not by changing their practices but by giving themselves a friendlier name
See, where they went wrong was with their logo. Sure, those arcs could be, I dunno, hills in the distance but, they don't really say green like a nice cut-out of trees or maybe a pretty flower.

And finally, if I went to leave my house and found this outside the door?
I guess that kinda puts to shame that one time I found that slug wrapped around the light switch, huh.