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So I just watched Friday's episode of The Colbert Report, when he had on the rep from Heifer International and they brought out that cute little heifer Daisy? And. Um. Apparently a guy who's really gentle with a worried cow is a total turn-on. I always liked you, Stephen Colbert, but I never actually wanted you before. I do now. Like a lot.
(In news that does not involve me wanting to jump Stephen Colbert, if you haven't heard of Heifer International before you should check out their website. I learned about the project years ago and have always had it in the back of my mind as a charity I'd like to support someday, and I always forget how terribly affordable it actually is. You can buy somebody a whole flock of poultry for $20, honeybees for $30, trees for $60... and those little things add up to a big change in lifestyle for recipients.)
Speaking of wanting Stephen Colbert, awhile back on that Katie Morgan series that airs on HBO (yes, I watch it) they had on this lady who... I forgot what her claim was. That she could have more orgasms in a row than anybody else or something silly. And Katie was all, "Really? Can you have one right now while we watch?" and the lady's all, "Sure," and pulls out a picture of Stephen Colbert to look at while she masturbates on television. On the one hand, probably a little flattering. On the other, kind of creepy.
Other things I've been watching that don't include porn stars or public masturbation (I know, boring) include The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency. I had seen the name around but clearly had no idea what the show actually was, because Mal recorded it and I finally watched the pilot episode and OMG was it ever awesome. In case you don't know either, it's about a woman who sets up her own detective agency in Botswana. I just love it. LOVE. IT. I've been making a conscious effort to watch films and things that I normally wouldn't be attracted to for whatever reason, and boy is it ever paying off. (Lately it's usually just me go, "oh, I've had a long day, I want something that doesn't require thinking," and let me tell you -- anything that doesn't require any thinking is probably not worth your time.)
I don't really have anything of substance to contribute to the international blog thinktank today. Really. Hi, though. Helloooooooo out there! It's nice to see you. Figuratively speaking.
(In news that does not involve me wanting to jump Stephen Colbert, if you haven't heard of Heifer International before you should check out their website. I learned about the project years ago and have always had it in the back of my mind as a charity I'd like to support someday, and I always forget how terribly affordable it actually is. You can buy somebody a whole flock of poultry for $20, honeybees for $30, trees for $60... and those little things add up to a big change in lifestyle for recipients.)
Speaking of wanting Stephen Colbert, awhile back on that Katie Morgan series that airs on HBO (yes, I watch it) they had on this lady who... I forgot what her claim was. That she could have more orgasms in a row than anybody else or something silly. And Katie was all, "Really? Can you have one right now while we watch?" and the lady's all, "Sure," and pulls out a picture of Stephen Colbert to look at while she masturbates on television. On the one hand, probably a little flattering. On the other, kind of creepy.
Other things I've been watching that don't include porn stars or public masturbation (I know, boring) include The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency. I had seen the name around but clearly had no idea what the show actually was, because Mal recorded it and I finally watched the pilot episode and OMG was it ever awesome. In case you don't know either, it's about a woman who sets up her own detective agency in Botswana. I just love it. LOVE. IT. I've been making a conscious effort to watch films and things that I normally wouldn't be attracted to for whatever reason, and boy is it ever paying off. (Lately it's usually just me go, "oh, I've had a long day, I want something that doesn't require thinking," and let me tell you -- anything that doesn't require any thinking is probably not worth your time.)
I don't really have anything of substance to contribute to the international blog thinktank today. Really. Hi, though. Helloooooooo out there! It's nice to see you. Figuratively speaking.