OMG MONDAY NO. STOP IT.

In case I hadn't realized it was Monday, the universe endeavors to remind me: when I walked in the office door this morning, not one but two spiders fell directly onto my head. (SPIDERS. On my HEAD.) And just now? I completely crushed my fingers against my desk drawer.

I have several deep and involved subjects on which to post, but I am not capable today. At all. Of anything. Rather than sick days, workers should be allowed an allotment of uselessness days every year. Maybe we could be allowed to buy them, like carbon offsets!

In other news, I've been catching up on The Listener, that Canadian series about an EMT who can read thoughts? The pilot was sort of... eh. I've only seen part of episode 2, but it doesn't look much better. And yet, I want to watch more. Apparently it has strange powers. It's sort of like how The Sentinel is for some people, I suppose (people who aren't me)... you know it's kind of crappy, but for some reason you just like it anyway.

Yes, that is all I have to contribute to the international discussion today. Soooooo... how 'bout that Iranian election, huh?