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Jul. 28th, 2009 04:07 pmHELLO THERE. Here are some things to entertain you.
The quick brown fox does, indeed, jump over the lazy dog.
A native of Amsterdam has composed a response to Bill O'Reilly's assertion that Amsterdam is a "cesspool." I love you, interwebs. One day you'll connect enough people that Americans will realize we're being fed a load of hyperpatriotic bullshit.
Conan O'Brien has decided that the reason Sarah Palin's farewell speech didn't make sense was because it's actually poetry, not a speech. He had William Shatner come on and perform it as such. Snaps! I must admit, it is actually kind of enjoyable that way. ILU, Shatner.
You know who I also love? Jon Stewart. Jon Stewart destroying Bill Kristol and all he stands for.
Meanwhile, no doubt completely ignoring these shenanigans in a Rodney McKay-like display of scientific focus, scientists at Oxford have created transparent aluminium and are calling it a "new state of matter". It's fucking wild, you guys. Some days I read something like that -- or that apparently the blue dye in M&Ms can help heal spinal injuries -- and I realize that we are, in fact, living in science fiction. I mean, we're living in that sort of dystopian science fiction where a few rich people have incredible gadgets and the rest of us are shooting up on high-tech drugs and living on the street and killing each other, but WHATEVER. (Oh, and did I mention the bacteria computer? HOLY SHIT.)
The quick brown fox does, indeed, jump over the lazy dog.
A native of Amsterdam has composed a response to Bill O'Reilly's assertion that Amsterdam is a "cesspool." I love you, interwebs. One day you'll connect enough people that Americans will realize we're being fed a load of hyperpatriotic bullshit.
Conan O'Brien has decided that the reason Sarah Palin's farewell speech didn't make sense was because it's actually poetry, not a speech. He had William Shatner come on and perform it as such. Snaps! I must admit, it is actually kind of enjoyable that way. ILU, Shatner.
You know who I also love? Jon Stewart. Jon Stewart destroying Bill Kristol and all he stands for.
Meanwhile, no doubt completely ignoring these shenanigans in a Rodney McKay-like display of scientific focus, scientists at Oxford have created transparent aluminium and are calling it a "new state of matter". It's fucking wild, you guys. Some days I read something like that -- or that apparently the blue dye in M&Ms can help heal spinal injuries -- and I realize that we are, in fact, living in science fiction. I mean, we're living in that sort of dystopian science fiction where a few rich people have incredible gadgets and the rest of us are shooting up on high-tech drugs and living on the street and killing each other, but WHATEVER. (Oh, and did I mention the bacteria computer? HOLY SHIT.)