like we needed another reason...

Here's another reason why I should never, ever, ever have children: Yeah, I'd dress them in this. And I'd probably make them go to school like that, too. And I'd have like, I dunno, five of them, so that I could put them all on little black ponies and make them perform for me just like dancing monkeys. Hmmm, monkeys. I wonder if that uniform would fit a monkey. And if I could get a monkey to ride a pony.......