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agentotterYou guys, there's a new guy working at the art store. He's cute and he's into art and HE WAS WEARING A UTILIKILT. The ways in which he is clearly perfect for me are legion. Well, okay, there are at least three of them, as stated above. How do I get from "he's cute and he's wearing a kilt" to crazy, crazy sex? HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS?!
How did I avoid ever learning these important life skills? *sadness*
How did I avoid ever learning these important life skills? *sadness*