oh, today. i hate you.

Oh, my Internet friends. The woe! The WOE! My boss is having a "Well, you can teach my nephew expert photo retouching techniques in five minutes, right? He hasn't used Photoshop before, but I'm sure you can teach him," sort of day. And my feuding co-workers are using me as a go-between. And I was late this morning and didn't get any caffeine and the world just doesn't look as good when you're not caffeinated. For srs.