you true colors are beautiful

That sound you heard just now? That one that was like, but not exactly, the yowling of a cat trapped in a well?

That was me. Sobbing. SOBBING like a little girl.

I'm having a bad day, internetz, but not in that "everything sucks and on top of it all I stubbed my toe" kind of way. I'm having one of those, "Jesus Christ, being a grown-up is hard and how come they didn't talk about any of this shit in school and why doesn't personal growth and development just sort of happen without having to bleed me first?" sort of days. You know the ones. I'll come out the other side better.... stronger.... faster. Perhaps with bionic parts which, when their value is added together, will total six million dollars.